Ten Funny Quotes About Teeth, Smiles, And Dentistry
Funny Quotes
Need a little humor in your day? Looking for some jokes to tell at your next dental conference. Here is a list of funny quotes guaranteed to bring a smile to their face!
“Every tooth in a man’s head is more valuable than a diamond.”
—Miguel de Cervantes, Don Quixote
“Lying through your teeth does not count as flossing.”
—Author Unknown
“Keep smiling, because life is a beautiful thing and there’s so much to smile about.”
—Marilyn Monroe
“The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound.”
—George Bernard Shaw
“Every time you smile at someone, it is an action of love, a gift to that person, a beautiful thing.”
—Mother Theresa
“I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. He told me to wear a brown tie.”
—Rodney Dangerfield
“For there was never yet philosopher that could endure the toothache patiently.”
—William Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing
“Smile in the mirror. Do that every morning, and you’ll start to see a big difference in your life.”
—Yoko Ono
“I don’t get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe.”
—Morgan Freeman
“A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth.”
—George D. Prentice
We hope we’ve made you smile with these funny quotes. Are we missing some of your favorite jokes? Email us at info@etsdental.com
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